Big Zag
Shortly after our first meeting, the Monster Stitch introduced us to a distinct character named Big Zag we would later come to know as a Party Monster. It is our understanding that Big Zag once wiggled nonstop for nearly a full decade, a feat unfathomable to tamer varieties. In fact, at one of The Monster holiday parties Big Zag literally tore the roof off when a Herp Alpert song came on the music playlist.
We classify Big Zag among the Classic Monsters, possessing the primary features catalogued in The Monster Manual.